Or at least, in my opinion. :B

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from facebook requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that, I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of Skittles for not giving him money. FML

Today, my younger brother watched an old music video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

Sales make people buy the craziest things, many boxes of cookies at fifty cents each for example.

I finally managed to get the photo I took of the beacon of gluttony itself onto my computer.

This picture is old, cookie mountain has long since been chipped away.

You suddenly feel this random generosity after you realize you can't eat this many cookies by yourself.

Here it is, and be warned... It has a very Holidays-y feel against the green of my countertop.

Hehe, I found this on Meme Express today.

( Collect them all! )

Have you ever thought about what the Kingdom Hearts characters would be called if they were superheroes?

Real, live superheroes, not characters in a video game.

I have not, but I looked at some fanart at Deviantart and found...

Axel - Flaming Pussy - He's wearing purple cat ears and he's shirtless. Pussy's numero uno meaning is a cat, this entry is appropriate for all ages! If you're really, really young and know pussy's second meaning that is so not my fault. Someone needs to take it up with your parents, you've been doing bad things on your free days. His weapon is a Chicken Canon, you have to look it up.

Zexion - Stereotypical Crossdresser in a School Uniform - Self-explanatory. Godzilla needs to attack me and super emo needs to save me.

Xemnas - Hell Nurse - He didn't approve the Chicken Canon, neither did Zexion.

Noticed that I spelled 'hearts' "harts", but I'm going to leave it like that.

In other news, that profile I'm working on is slowly coming together. At the same time I'm working on small, quick two paragraph plus profiles for other roleplays. I should be swamped by now, but I'm on Spring Break.

Kurai said I should do this again because BBC Radiophonic Music was my band's name. I agreed.
BBC Radiophonic Music was forced to change because they were gonna get sued?

1) Go to Wikipedia. Hit "Random".
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2) Go to Quotations Page and select "Random Quotations".
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3) Go to Flickr and click on "Explore the Last Seven Days".
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4) Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5) Re-post this on your journal and tag your friends!

6) RESULT:

( 600 x 600, baby! )

Stolen from koneko_zero after I read a One Shot she wrote about Matt.

1) Go to Wikipedia. Hit "Random".
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2) Go to Quotations Page and select "Random Quotations".
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3) Go to Flickr and click on "Explore the Last Seven Days".
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4) Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5) Re-post this on your journal and tag your friends!

6) RESULT:

Stole this from BakaUndine on Gaia. First, you write down the names of random Kingdom Hearts characters in a list of twelve. They can be absolutly anyone. Whether it's Sora or the guy who got turned into a Heartless in the first game. Then, answer the twenty questions below. Be sure to fill out the list before looking at the questions, or else its no fun.
( Do it or see my results if you don't want to do it already? )

"Breath"

His little whispers, love me, love me
You make me dizzy running circles in my head
When you look at me I start to blush
Well, when you go
I wanna be there when you call
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
You ready?! Let's go!
Breaking my back just to know your name
Why does it feel like night today?
Carbon made
Disarm you with a smile
So while I'm turning in my sheets
I'm just a simple girl
Think about the love in the strength of heart
Caught in the eye of a storm
Is it still me that makes you sweat?
I don't know where to start
That's not the beginning of the end
Wind me up
Is there anybody going to listen to my story

( Write your own song poem using the meme? )

Later I'm going to write a fanfic about Axel as Aerith's gay best friend who's not actually gay and post it on fanfiction.net. That's right, I jumped on the small Axerith band wagon 'cause I needed to catch a ride to undiscovered crack pairing country.

For now, I have to get offline since my parents are dragging me to really late movie night. Every other night I guess I get to see a movie. "This is ridiculous!" "This. Is. SPARTA!" This is ridiculous.

Tale of Despereaux-- Tales of Despereaux? Whatever it's called, which I had to read in fifth grade I think, here I come. Woohoo. Family night. Fun.

Popcorn, I don't like it and it's a sin.

1. How has LJ changed your life? Gave me a journal that doesn't take up space.
02. Do you have a Facebook or MySpace account? Why/not? No, they both seem stupid.
03. Is there any particular song you listen to, to jump-start your day? Whatever I'm totally addicted to at the time, it's like I need to listen to it.
04. Are you happy with your career? And if you don't have one or are not happy, what is your dream job? Unemployed! My dream job's to be an archeologist.
05. Are you an introvert or extrovert? I'm an introverted extrovert.
06. Do you believe in fate/destiny? Soul mates? Fate/destiny, kind of, soulmates for sure.
07. Do you trust easily? No, I trust no one! Just kidding, I try to trust some people. It takes me a while, but I try.
08. The last song you listened to? Oh schnap, some song from Mama Mia.
09. What never fails to make you smile? Videos by BlackMidnite or whatever their username is on YouTube.
10. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? My winter band concert and I wore a shmexy black dress.
11. Is being tagged fun? Tagged? Huh?
12. Where do you see yourself five years from now? I dunno, in college?
13. Does it annoy you when you keep seeing the same questions in surveys? If I've done a lot of surveys in a short amount of time.
14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? Huh???
15. Would you rather be intelligent but have the weight of the world on your shoulders or ignorant and happy? Ignorant and happy, baby.
16. How many children do you want to have, if any? I do not wanna have any. Seems it isn't in the stars.
17. What would you like to name your children, if you have any? If I were to have children I would have to name a girl Alice and if I were to have a boy, Vincent or maybe Claus.
18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick? I'd pick the one I didn't get bored of.
19. What's your worst habit? But I have so many! I mean, not practicing something everyday even though I'm supposed to.
20. If you could be any age, what age would you wish to be? A child of ten again.

Like caps lock, except when your text goes crazy you can't correct it by turning it off.

Maybe you can, but that's not what I'm getting at.

Locking eyes with someone can lead to a great variety of things.

This is a great way to begin my holidays.

Alright, so I'm smooth like Budlight... I locked eyes with Keeper today in the hall for two seconds or less.

In whatever span of time, I tore my gaze away and he did, too. I ran into the library to in my big show of smoothness.

When I got in there I realized I must've run in the opposite direction of where he was walking like a scared rat.

I'm not smooth, I'm Budlight smooth.

Off to the birthday party soon, and it'll be all girls. That should be a relief.

Enough thinking about what that means and what could happen in the future.

Just got back from reading Kurai's journal, turned on Shut Me Up after that, of course.

Mindless Self Indulgence is awesome.

Okay, so yesterday was the weirdest and probably the best day of my life so far.

I thought that a certain someone said I was watching them or something. That was enough to quickly and effectively freak me out. I spent the rest of the ten minutes left of first period staring at the clock, waiting for it to be over.

What was stupid about that is that he came and stood next to me. You'd think that if he really said that he'd be avoiding me like the plague, but no. I didn't even look at him, he was standing pretty close and I'd know his jacket anywhere. Wow, that was creepy to admit. Either I smelt really good because of the vanilla lotion I put on or I looked that bad in skinny jeans or he lost his nerve to talk to me or something. He walked away a little while later.

Second period I got busy destroying my agenda using a black pen because I was still freaked out.

It took me until Lunch to totally cool down. I have a club that I attend at Lunch, so I was there. It was peaceful and quiet, no one except me and the librarian in my Biology teacher's classroom. That was an awkward sentence. Whatever, I'll get over it.

Discussed some stuff about doing nice things for elderly people and orphans for Christmas.

Talked about more of that type of stuff that would gain our school publicity.

Started talking away to my friend who has classes with the guy I like, asked her if he mentioned me.

When she said no, I felt this endless rush of relief. I started blabbering on and on to her about him. She managed to convince me to let her ask him what he thought of me. I didn't really care. If I don't feel scared to death intuitively, that's always a good sign.

Hilariously, I found out that the person that he was talking about was his stalker. Not that I hadn't heard about his stalker, but in class, since I was in a daze, I did glance at him maybe three times. So far it sounds like his stalker has no chance with him, but if he changed his mind I'd be angry. That would drive me batty since last year I'd actually gone through a stalker faze. It would be like, "Why not this year?!"

Stalker girl's chances with him are slim to none from what I've heard from he and my friend...s, so maybe not.

Didn't hear the answer my friend got from him, if she found him and asked him. Again, whatever happens is great with me. I'm actually pretty confident in this whole thing. I know he's not rejecting me, since I've seen him with his stalker, not that I knew it was her at the time. That's rejection. Now I'm super curious as to what'll happen.

1. Getting kissed under the mistletoe or in the snow?
Real men pick the snow!

2. Santa or Rudolph?:
Rudolph the Red Ranger-- I mean reindeer!
When I was little I called him the Red Ranger.

3. Stocking or presents?:
Presents. Hiss.

4. Egg nog or hot cider?:
Which one has lower calories?

5. Angel or Star ?:
All I've had since forever is an angel.

6. Decorating the tree or putting lights on the outside?
Decorating the tree is less dangerous than putting lights on outside with my house.

7. Warm fires or sleigh rides?:
Warm fire, a sleigh ride is unheard of where I live.

8. Expensive presents or presents that come from the heart?:
If you love me, you'll buy me expensive presents-- just kidding! Either.

9. Snow ball fight or snowman?
Snowman, I'm a snow ball fight hippie these days.

10. Will you be getting coal or presents?
Uh... Presents...?

11. Giving or Receiving presents?
Giving.

12. Opening presents quick or slow?
Quick.

13. Caroling or Christmas stories?
Caroling, it's funny when people try to tell me to stop singing.

14. Snowy days or icy days?:
Snowy days are prettier.

15. Red or Green?:
Gold!

16. Nightmare before Christmas or The Santa Claus?:
Nightmare Before Christmas owns The Santa Claus.

17. Dasher or Dancer?:
Dancer, a stripper reindeer. Snap!

18. Prancer or Vixen?:
Vixen, the *** change reindeer.

19. Comet or Cupid?:
Cupid!!!

20. Donner or Blitzen?:
Blitzen, psychedelic reindeer!

21. Fake tree or Real tree?
Fake tree, feel the holiday spirit.

22. Prime Rib or Ham?:
They both have monster calories.

23. Red and White Candy Canes or Colorful Candy Canes?:
Red and White Candy Canes as if I were a patriot!

24. Get up early or sleep in late?:
Get up early, I enjoy my holidays to the fullest. I've also got school.

25. Old Christmas Movies or New ones?
Old, geezerly Christmas Movies.

26. The Santa Claus 1 or The Santa Claus 2?:
One was better.

27. The Grinch movie or Elf movie?:
The Grinch was funny.

28. Scrooge or Tiny Tim?:
The Ghost of Christmas To Come or whatever the cloaked ghost is called.

29. Ornaments or a Wreath?:
Ornaments. I had to sell wreaths for a fundraiser.

30. Christmas Eve or Christmas day?:
Day.


Before Christmas:

1. Does your family send out Christmas cards?:
Yeah, we're good like that.

2. How soon do you start shopping?:
Soon.

3. Who do you shop for?:
Close friends and parents.

4. Do you put up a Christmas tree?:
Sometimes.

5. If so, is it fake or real?:
It's fake, and it's really grand.

Decorations:

6. Do you like tinsel?:
What exactly is tinsel?

7. Do you use homemade or store-bought ornaments?:
Store-bought, but they're relics from the ancient past.

8. Do you put Christmas lights outside your house?:
Noo...

9. Do you put lights on the tree?:
That thing looks like it's on fire.

10. How about popcorn and cranberries?:
One year we tried, we didn't get far before we started eating our decorations.

11. Is there a wreath hanging on your door?:
What's a wreath? Just kidding. No.

Christmas Eve:

13. Do you hang up your stocking?:
Yeah, usually.

14. Does your family read "T'was the night before Christmas?":
My family acts as if Christmas Day were like any other day now that my sister and I are older, so no.

16. Do you open a present on Christmas Eve?
Emo no.

Favorite:

17. Christmas Movie?:
"Nightmare Before Christmas".

18. Character from any Christmas Movie:
Jack Skellington! Because he's the only guy one of my closest friends in real life would date and that's if he had skin. Yeah. Anyways...

19. Christmas Song:
"All I Want For Christmas" Mariah Carrey. And not because I like anyone, I giggle when I listen to that song. It funnies me.

20. Christmas Memory:
When my family took pictures once when I was really little.

This or That :

21. White Lights or Colored Lights?
Both of them are essential.

22. Blinking Lights or Still Lights:
Blinking could give my poor old dog a seizure. Still lights.

23. Were you Naughty or Nice this year?:
Nice other than making a friend mad. Friggin' A, that means I've been naughty.


Presents:

24. What do you want for Christmas this year?:
The World Ends With You! Or-- or-- or a new iPod!

25. When do you open your gifts?:
Christmas Morning.

26. What's the best gift you've ever gotten?:
My Nintendo 64! My cousin was so. Jealous. We laugh about that now.

27. What's the worst gift you've ever gotten?:
That cheap watermelon scented bath set with a matching cheap watermelon perfume set my grandma gave me and saying it would help me win over my current dream guy.

28. Who gives you the most gifts?
My parents and my grandparents.

Have you ever had a secret Santa?:
Yes.

33. Do you like wrapping gifts?:
My mom is the Hitler of wrapping gifts, I've never been able to have any fun wrapping gifts.

Random:

34. Do you put change in those red buckets?:
I'm probably going to. Where's that change go?

35. Do you burn a Yule log?:
I don't think so, no.

36. Can you name all the reindeer?:
Uh oh. Can I cheat?

37. Do you bake cookies?:
Yes, if I can convince my parents to let me and maybe help me if I'm lucky.

38. Have you ever seen your mommy kissing Santa Clause?:
That would scar me for life. No, I'm not scarred for life.

39. Have you ever gotten a kiss under the mistletoe?:
No. I'm not planning on it, either.

41. Do you drive around and look at the Christmas lights?:
You mean so I can crash the car into them because I'm so distracted by their shiny light-ness? Just kidding, I don't.

42. Have you ever left Santa cookies?:
Every. Year. Baby.

43. Have you ever sat on Santa's lap?:
My parents were afraid that would somehow violate me, so not even when I was a little kid. I might, though, this year with some friends for laughs.

44. Who do you celebrate Christmas with?:
Me. Mom. Dad. Sister. Dog. Friends.

45. Where do you celebrate Christmas?:
My house.

46. Have you ever had a white Christmas?:
Never, never, never, never, and never, and never-- I'll stop.

47. What part of Christmas do you look most forward to?:
When the Christmas music stops blaring.

48. Have you ever had your picture taken with Santa?:
Didn't I already say no?

49. Does your family always take pictures at Christmas?
Once, forever ago, but that doesn't count since it's not always.

Ooh, I stole this from Kurai.
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Dear Lover,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I think I'm joining the Convent when your dwarf bit me under the bus and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and your Cucumber fetishism is weird..

Kiss my butt.

x-bubble-tea-x
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( Wanna try it yourself? Here's the template! )

Music Memes
Add all your songs in a playlist and then shuffle. Pick the first 15 songs and then add "in my pants" after their title. No cheating!

"Rebirthing (in my pants)" by Skillet
"Mr. Deja Vu (in my pants)" Get Backers ED3
"Believe in Dreams (in my pants)" Flyleaf
"Melissa (in my pants)" Porno Graffiti
"How Far We've Come (in my pants)" Matchbox 20
"Eyes on Me (almighty mix) (in my pants)" Faye Wong
"Bleeding Heart (in my pants)" Acceptance
"Numb (in my pants)" Linkin Park
"Teenage Dirtbag (in my pants)" Wheatus
"Beauty & The Beast (Japanese) (in my pants)" Beauty & The Beast
"Wintersun (in my pants)" Bond
"Ano Natsu he Inochi no Namae (in my pants)" Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi
"Mugen (in my pants)" Terra
"Love Song (in my pants)" 311
"Angels (in my pants)" Within Temptation

-x-x-x-x-x-x-

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.



1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
"Wishing" Ayumi Hamasaki
{I wish it were okay!}

2.How would you describe yourself?
"In Too Far" Acceptance
{ Pssht, shut up, I'm too deeply in denial. This is another bad sign. }

3.What do you like in a girl/guy?
"Memories" NamNamBlue
{All my loving memories, all the time we've spent together... All the things we're going through, let me know when it is over... The war has lasted for so long, we've all forgotten how it started... Memories of what I've wanted... I'm an emo f***, people.}

4.How do you feel today?
"Myself" Full Moon wo Sagashite
{This isn't meant to make sense. I felt myself today?}

5.What is your life's purpose?
"ZEN" ATTACK HAUS
{What the hellzky?}

6.What is your motto?
"Malegria" Manu Chao
{But I don't know what 'malegria' is/I don't know what it means!}

7. What do your friends think of you?
"Cool" Gwen Stefani
{ SCORE! Sort of, if you don't think about what the song's about.}

8. What do you think of your parents?
"Shoes Remix" Kelly
{Apparently I'm in a shoe rebellion faze.}


9.What do you think about very often?
"Kimi he Mukau Hikari" Portal
{What am I thinking?!}

10.What is 2 + 2?
"08 Itano" 08
{So this is why I've failed a math class before.}

11.What do you think of your best friend?
"Losin'" Insert Japanese Characters Here
{Heck no! I love my best friend.}

12.What do you think of the person you like?
"Rewrite" Asian Kung-fu Generation.
{This thing may be onto something, that accurately describes me and him. }

13.What is your life story?
"I Survived You" Clay Aiken
{I hate to be the bearer of bad news, especially to myself, but why did I forget to delete that song? This may be an omen. Oh man, my life is an Emo F*** in Wonderland.}

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
"Strange" Tori Amos
{That's very strange.}

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"Girl" Beatles
{He's a girl, I guess.}

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Eyes On Me (almighty mix)" Faye Wong
{Shuffle is madly in love with this song. God. Dance music wedding, am I has fail?}

17.What will they play at your funeral?
"Your Bore" Seether
{If it makes people laugh at my funeral.}

18.What is your hobby/interest?
"Look After You" The Fray.
{No, fo', I ain't your babysitter! Eheh.}

19.What is your biggest fear?
"I Shall Believe" Sheryl Crow
{Sheryl, you frighten me. }

20.What is your biggest secret?
"Telescope Eyes" Eisley
{My vision sucks, enough said.}

21.What do you think of your friends?
"Here It Goes Again" OK Go
{Dude, no.}

22.What will you post this as?
"Monster" The Meg and Dia Band
{ Not happening. }

Give me a fandom and I'll answer to the best of my ability.

Then maybe you'll let me give you a fandom?

It seems like more fun that way, but alright if that doesn't work for you.

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:

( Kingdom Hearts ahoy! )